Left out and lonely. Lonesome and ugly.
You will never be as happy as some one in a soda commercial.
You will never be as adventurous as the woman Tampax suggests you will be
You will never feel the satisfaction of parenting as one has had in a Cheerio add.
Buy as you may, you will never obtain the life they are selling.
I’m sure there’s a lot of good reasons why I shouldn’t love you. I just can’t think of any.