BREAKING: Young entrepreneurs discovered on Lefferts Place, between Classon and Grand. By employing aggressively low price points, these titans of industry have competitively positioned themselves in the nail painting industry. However, “customers aren’t coming,” most likely due to the flagging economy and unrest in Eastern Europe. However, there is still time for things to turn around. The business will remain open until 6 PM, “if it’s OK with Grandma.”
You will never be as happy as some one in a soda commercial.
You will never be as adventurous as the woman Tampax suggests you will be
You will never feel the satisfaction of parenting as one has had in a Cheerio add.
Buy as you may, you will never obtain the life they are selling.